It's Time To Say Goodbye, Donald Trump

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

87% : This video is even more fun, because it catches a conversation just beforehand between Noem and Trump.
84% : This morning, Trump is claiming that things went great last night, just great: "I had a Town Hall in Pennsylvania last night.
62% : So different, but it ended up being a GREAT EVENING!"As we were finishing this piece, news was breaking that Trump had suddenly canceled a planned CNBC interview for later this week.
51% : To set the scene, before we give you any other details, here is the moment where dog-killing maniac South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem got the music party going for Trump, the oldest person who ever lived.
46% : Trump then resumed.
43% : And Trump, standing by himself, started swaying/glowering/bobbing back and forth -- did we mention he was just standing by himself holding a mic?
43% : Trump had taken a few questions, and gave his usual dementia babble answers.
43% : And then they just ended the town hall early, and proceeded to 39 full minutes of Trump doing his confused, lonely bopping, and his imaginary conducting, and his trademark "jerking two cocks at once" dance.
38% : For example, a woman asked about grocery prices, and Trump explained in response that "people don't think of grocery," that we're going to do a lot of things, and our farmers aren't being treated well, and we had a deal with China, and President Xi is a "fierce man," and we're gonna get the farmers "straightened out," and also Black jobs, and Hispanic jobs, and when millions of people come across the border, the unions are going to have a problem, and they're coming from jails, and prisons, and mental institutions and insane asylums -- "you know that's like a step above, insane asylum" -- and whenever he talks about Hannibal Lecter, the Fake News, look at the Fake News back there, whenever he talks about Hannibal Lecter people say why are you talking about Hannibal Lecter and he says, "You know why?
37% : At this rate, does anybody actually think if Trump was "elected," he wouldn't just immediately resign and have President Couchy McFuckerton pardon him, as per the terms of the deal we totally wouldn't be surprised to learn they've made?[Washington Post / videos via The Tennessee Holler / KamalaHQ / Aaron Rupar]Evan has a new side project called The Moral High Ground, you should check it out and subscribe there too!
31% : Trump then quipped to the crowd: "Would anybody else like to faint?
30% : That video features excerpts of Trump standing around like an abandoned video game character while a bunch more shitty songs played, plus Rufus Wainwright's version of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" and Sinéad O'Connor's iconic version of Prince's "Nothing Compares 2 U." We hope the appropriate people are filing the appropriate cease-and-desists right now.
28% : Last night, at almost 1 a.m., Trump started completely losing it over growing demands that he release his medical records, and claiming that Kamala Harris's seasonal allergies render her unable to perform the duties of president.
15% : Don't sleep on that sub-headline: "Vice President Kamala Harris has called Trump, 78, unstable and questioned his mental acuity."
14% : Trump stopped again.
13% : The Kamala Harris campaign tweeted, "Trump appears lost, confused, and frozen on stage as multiple songs play for 30+ minutes and the crowd pours out of the venue early."
7% : Trump started moving his little hands like he was conducting music on Lawrence Welk, because that's how old Trump is.

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