Elise Stefanik Cancels The Drapes

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

84% : All the press conferences where I praised Donald Trump as the best president ever.
62% : Well, I'd like to be UN ambassador, but sometimes we have to give up our dreams.
59% : THEN THE WIFE AND I DROVE UP TO CHAGRIN FALLS AND ATE ICE CREAM.
45% : So I can go back to the House with my tail tucked between my legs and my position in caucus leadership gone?
38% : So I can grind my teeth into powder every time Marjorie Taylor Greene tells me, "Girl, we need to git you on a treadmill, that baby weight ain't gonna take itself off"?
37% : I wanted to be UN ambassador so I wouldn't have to keep visiting podunk little tourist traps, ooo-ing and ahh-ing at every fucking cable knit sweater some country housewife ingeniously makes with alpaca hair or whatever.
35% : So I can pretend Paul Gosar doesn't make my teeth itch? God, all the toadying I did to get that nomination.
23% : I always sneer at people who say Trump destroys everything he touches.
20% : Listen, it isn't my fault Trump and the Republicans are so unpopular that they are in danger of losing special elections in congressional districts they just won by 20 or 30 points five months ago.
20% : It isn't my fault Mike Johnson is such a weenie that Trump has to corral our own caucus members before a vote, and would much rather have me there to do it.

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