Donald Trump's "closing argument" just backfired spectacularly

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

42% : But let's take a moment to be thankful about how badly Trump is falling apart down the stretch.
39% : Why would Trump even know that?
34% : In any case, Trump spent his "closing argument" on Saturday talking mainly about... Arnold Palmer.
29% : But when you're running for President of the United States, and your self-professed "closing argument" is what Trump just did, then you are forfeiting.
29% : But then that's the problem for Trump.
24% : Given that Trump increasingly looks and sounds like he may not even make it to election day, the whole thing came off as ominous.
24% : That was senile enough, before Trump got to the part where he began talking glowingly about the size of Arnold Palmer's dick.
24% : As I keep pointing out, just because Trump is actively forfeiting the election, it doesn't mean he's going to lose.
18% : Was this their way of suggesting that Trump would be disappearing entirely for the next two weeks after his Pennsylvania speech?
14% : Trump even specifically talked about how when Arnold Palmer would shower with other golfers, they'd all leave the shower impressed with Palmer's dick.

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