'Seems petty, but please proceed': MAGAs are headed for heartbreak as a judge reaches a verdict on Donald Trump's stinky toddler dance

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

32% : Or maybe Trump will slide off his chair during his next hearing (he will never run out of those), propelled off his own butt by the sheer force of his deadly farts, or by the power of his "listening" (aka snoring).
31% : As for the fate of Trump's dance ritual -- it's bewildering that in a world of exceptional makeup products, and a life of hoarding money through fraud, Trump has not upgraded from his Nutella face mask.
23% : "Knowing that Trump already has a towering mountain of felonies he is accused of, his legal brain trust didn't push the matter.
21% : If Isaac Hayes' classic tune never registered in your senses, maybe because they were being assaulted by an evil slob displacing air, or if the song's intro bars are enough to catapult you into a waking nightmare, you finally have the opportunity to heal, as a federal judge has ordered Trump and team to stop using it.
19% : His attorney, Ronald Coleman, has made it known that Trump has no plans to flout this particular ruling, as "the campaign has no interest in annoying or hurting anyone.

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