Trump Still Phone-Bones Putin, Sent Him COVID Care Packages In 2020, Big Shock

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

68% : "Everybody stands up and claps every time Trump comes in.
43% : "I don't care," Trump replied.
40% : Trump mailed that human excrement COVID tests.
36% : "Please don't tell anybody you sent these to me," Putin said to Trump, according to Woodward.
30% : Before we get into the content of the Woodward book -- surprise, but it sounds like Trump is exactly the traitor we've suspected he is, even after leaving office -- we must ask: How can one be "successfully suing" Bob Woodward, when the lawsuit has not actually yet been, ahem, successful?
28% : (We still don't know why Trump stole all those highly classified state secrets, after all.
23% : According to Woodward's new book War (Wonkette commission link again!), Trump has called Vladimir Putin as many as seven times since leaving the White House, and back in 2020 when Trump was still president, he secretly sent Putin COVID testing equipment, specifically Abbott Point of Care testing machines.
20% : Woodward reports that Keith Kellogg, one of Trump's national security guys -- hey, did y'all know Trump isn't president?
20% : Trump secretly conspiring/phone-spanking-it with the dictator of our greatest enemy?
17% : Whenever Trump manages to pass his morning shit and get his hands free, we imagine he'll be screaming "ELECTION INTERFERENCE!"
11% : Jason Miller and his butthole mouth say that's fake news:Woodward asked Trump aide Jason Miller whether Trump and Putin had spoken since he left the White House.
10% : "If you want Biden dirt from the book, the Washington Post has this juicy bit about how he regrets appointing Merrick Garland as his attorney general:Reacting to the prosecution of his son Hunter -- by a special prosecutor named by Garland amid partisan recriminations over the Justice Department's prosecution of Trump -- the president told an associate, "Should never have picked Garland.
9% : Apparently Trump made fun of Graham in front of the crown prince, for once calling for him to be removed over the murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
7% : That's the same (unnamed) aide who told Woodward Putin and Trump might have talked as many as seven times since Trump lost the 2020 election.
4% : There's also an account of a weird speakerphone call in March between Trump, Lindsey Graham, and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman.
1% : Woodward's big conclusion for his book -- which is actually about the Ukraine war, the Israel-Hamas war, and both Trump and President Joe Biden -- is that based on everything he's uncovered, Trump is worse than Richard Nixon, to which we reply no shit, dude."Trump was the most reckless and impulsive president in American history and is demonstrating the very same character as a presidential candidate in 2024," Woodward writes in the book, "War," which is set to be released Oct. 15.(We have changed that link to the Wonkette commission link, should you wish to purchase it.

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