Trump In Garage In Puddle Of Tears Trying To Find Some Of Eric's Old Toys To Sell For $454 Million

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

73% : In summary and in conclusion, happy 18th birthday, Barron Trump!
43% : Trump thinks he has a strong case.
42% : It's an option Trump appears to have considered - partly because he believes the chances are good that he could recover the assets on appeal, even if he is forced to take his case to the US Supreme Court, according to friends.
31% : "Even if there is a taking, it doesn't mean he can't take it back later," a source close to Trump told The Post.LMAO.
28% : "One thing Trump really doesn't want to do, reportedly, is file bankruptcy.
24% : And good lord, are there NO hostile foreign powers to bail him out, now that he's proven himself to be a world-historical loser who can't deliver?CNN reports that Trump is freaking the fuck out, trying to find rich supporters to grift and assets to sell, and quickly.
23% : As for that stay request, New York Attorney General Letitia James responded in a filing this morning that if Trump is having a hard time finding one entity to bond his $454 million judgment, he's always free to split it up among however many sugar daddies he needs to.
17% : The New York Post is a bullshit paper, but this kind of seedy New York business gossip is its bread and butter, and its sources say Trump might not post bond at all, and instead let Tish James seize Trump Tower.
15% : "President Trump has filed a motion to stay the unjust, unconstitutional, un-American judgment from New York Judge Arthur Engoron in a political Witch Hunt brought by a corrupt Attorney General.
10% : Trump's campaign says all reports about Trump freaking out are lies, and you can tell they're telling the truth because of how cool, calm and collected their denials are:"These baseless innuendos are pure

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