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All Trump Wants For Christmas Is Panama Canal, Greenland And Revenge

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    10% Center

  • Reliability

    65% ReliableAverage

  • Policy Leaning

    10% Center

  • Politician Portrayal

    -40% Negative

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Contributing sentiments towards policy:

57% : Has everyone missed America's imperialist foreign policy of the late 19 and early 20 centuries, when the nation annexed Hawaii, freaked out about non-white immigration, and demanded a canal cutting across the Panama isthmus that would allow naval power and commerce to move more quickly between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans?
53% : The president of Panama pushed back, saying every inch of the canal belongs to Panama, to which Trump responded "We'll see about that!"
48% : As if that wasn't enough imperialism for one weekend, Trump on Sunday also let us know he would still like to own Greenland.
41% : The chest-beating over territory comes on the heels of Trump also trying to troll Canada by suggesting it should become the United States's 51 state, referring to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as "Governor," and announcing he plans to slap tariffs of 25 percent on Canadian imports unless those French-fries-and-gravy-eating weirdos stopped all the tiny amount of all fentanyl (.08 percent of all of it in the US) coming across the northern border or presented Terrance and Phillip for execution or something.
36% : But Trump being Trump, he's handling it the same way he handled NATO members spending less of their GDP on their militaries than the US wanted.
20% : " Maybe Trump should try blackmailing Denmark:
18% : Much like the picture of the American flag planted in the middle of the Panama Canal, remember there was also a dumb photoshop or AI something meant to imply Trump would conquer Canada by invading the Swiss Alps: God, he's embarrassing.
14% : but you can't play with it and Trump threw a hissy and ran all the way home screaming Mom, Tom Cotton said I could have Greenland
13% : Later, Trump took to his vanity social media site to double down on demanding Panama give back the Canal, or else they will be sorry: ....
12% : Well tough cookies, kids, because Donald Trump is threatening to bring back all sorts of imperialist bullshit that we have previously only read about in biographies of Teddy Roosevelt.
7% : The headline was Trump getting all jingoistic about the Panama Canal, threatening to take it back and excoriating Jimmy Carter for selling it back to Panama for one dollar in the first place.

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