Biden Giving Liz Cheney A Fancy Medal Today, So That'll Make Trump's Butt Itch

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

95% : He gave it to Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan, for excellence in doing congressional coverups for Trump or something.
66% : Under Trump 1.0, it was more like "Here is the presidential medal of excellence in giving me money!"
60% : The first time Donald Trump was president, one of the ways he absolutely beclowned the office and rendered it meaningless was who he'd pick to give the Presidential Medal of Freedom and other similar honors.Historically, such awards went to people who had done something important.
50% : The award is given to someone "who has performed exemplary deeds or services for his or her country or fellow citizens," so you can see why it might not get Trump very excited.
48% : We are sure Trump 2.0 will make those recipients look like American patriots.
40% : Trump gave the Medal of Freedom to Rush Limbaugh, before that guy waddled off to hell.
25% : (He awarded it posthumously to former Capitol Police officer Brian Sicknick, who died after he was assaulted by Trump supporters at the Capitol that day.)
23% : The entire list is a rebuke of Trump, really.
16% : Liz Cheney is getting one for her work on the House January 6 Select Committee, and all the ways she's stood up to defend democracy the last couple years, so that'll piss Trump the fuck off.
15% : The Presidential Citizens Medal is the award just below the Medal of Freedom, and Trump didn't seem to give much of a shit about it during his first term.
15% : Now, today, Biden is giving another set of 20 of these medals for 2024, and damn, they are just more people Donald Trump could never ever fucking be, not in a million years, not if he went to the Emerald City and grabbed the Wizard by the pussy and begged him for a soul, or for integrity, or decency, or goodness.
6% : We are sure Trump will have some sort of hallucinatory conniption about how they deleted all the evidence that TOTALLY EXONERATES him, because once Trump gets an incorrect conspiracy theory mangled up inside that big ugly head of his, he never gets free of it.

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