Just Like My Country: Young, Scrappy And Hungry. Tabs, Wed., Feb. 26, 2025

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

40% : Kash Patel is a serious man with human feelings and dreams.[Mediaite] Hey, the DC US attorney's office -- led by the dumbest dildo on earth -- refused to sign an arrest warrant for GOP Rep. Cory Mills, who is under investigation for assaulting a woman, but who is not under investigation for loving Donald Trump too much.
30% : That is so mild, cannot imagine what we would call Donald Trump if C-SPAN's cameras were on us.
19% : [Military Times] LMAOOOOOO James Comer, the hillbilly captain of pigfucks, also the chair of the House Oversight Committee, tried to kick Democratic Rep. Maxwell Frost out of a committee hearing yesterday for calling Donald Trump a "grifter."
6% : [Politico] Donald Trump is going to sell "gold" green cards to rich and sexxxy prospective immigrants for $5 million, LOL-LMAO raise your hand if you want to give your citizenship for free to whatever shithole trashfuck oligarchs with slicked-back hair and bad plastic surgery Trump is thinking of selling these to.

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