The Best Sentences of 2024

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

74% : Trump won both the Club Championship trophy and Senior Club Championship trophy at Trump International Golf Club.
64% : " In USA Today, Rex Huppke reviewed the shimmering gold sneakers that Trump branded and brandished: "They're the go-to athletic shoe for people fleeing responsibility.
54% : The less exciting shrimp cocktail may have gotten stuck in economy.
51% : " And Gail Collins cracked the appeal of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a buff fitness buff, when he was still making his White House bid: "If voters decide they want a president who can welcome foreign dignitaries at the White House naked from the waist up, he's definitely your guy.
47% : " In The Dispatch, Kevin Williamson mulled "The Anti-Americanism of Donald Trump": "Trump is a funny kind of patriot.
45% : In The Toronto Star, Vinay Menon appraised the MAGA king's hold on his subjects: "If Trump told his supporters Bigfoot just swiped his wallet outside a Burger King, millions of red hats would pile into jeeps and fan out across the Pacific Northwest with flashlights and shotguns.
30% : " In The Times, Maureen Dowd took issue with the Republican ticket's chauvinism: "As a cat-loving, cosmopolitan type myself, I do not want Trump and Vance making intimate decisions for American women or judging us or disparaging us for our lives -- all nine of them.
30% : " At Defector, David Roth recapped The Washington Post's interviews with Trump rallygoers who weren't staying for the whole show: "Some of the people The Post spoke to left because they were sick of 'the insults,' which feels a bit like storming out of a steakhouse dinner just before dessert because you don't eat meat.
29% : " On the electoral-vote.com website, Christopher Bates bemoaned the absence of any discernible sense of humor in the monarch of Mar-a-Lago: "Trump couldn't make a joke if you spotted him a chicken and a road.
25% : " In a Times Opinion conversation with Gail Collins, Bret Stephens skewered the social media site affiliated with Trump: "I take it you're referring to Truth Social, which in an honest world would be renamed Lies Sociopathic.
22% : Trump made the hard decisions for 14 seasons on 'The Apprentice.'
21% : Trump led white nationalists to attack Congress.
19% : If Trump asked Marjorie Taylor Greene to surgically remove her arms and legs, her torso would be glued to a skateboard as she somehow still put her foot in her mouth.
18% : " In The Baltimore Sun, Dan Rodricks explained the absence of any encore to the presidential candidates' onstage encounter: "Donald Trump saying he won't debate Kamala Harris a second time is like the Thanksgiving turkey saying he won't be available for Christmas dinner.
13% : " In The Washington Post, Dana Milbank questioned Trump's likening of himself to Nelson Mandela: "Trump should stick with the Mandela comparison.
8% : " In The Bulwark, Andrew Egger assessed the House speaker's pitiable and futile task of trying to clean up Trump's hateful messaging about immigrants: "Trump is an industrial plant pumping sewage into a river; Mike Johnson is downstream with a kitchen strainer.
6% : " Donald Trump vs. the World In The New Yorker, Benjamin Wallace-Wells took stock of Trump's behavior in the face of defamation charges by E. Jean Carroll: "Trump wasn't required to appear at the Carroll trial at all.

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