No, There Are Not Bill Clinton Or Richard Branson (Or Even Prince Andrew) Epstein Sex Tapes (That We Know Of)

Contributing sentiments towards policy:

50% : I also know she had sexual relations with Trump at Jeffery's NY mansion on regular occasions as I once met Jen for coffee, just before she was going to meet Trump and Epstein together at his mansion."
38% : [...][A]nother friend ... was one of the many girls that had sexual relations with Donald Trump ...
35% : It's not out of the question that something might be particularly damning but not criminal -- even the mere thought of Donald Trump talking about "pert nipples" makes me want to throw up in my mouth -- but do we seriously think that someone has been credibly asserting to have sex tapes of multiple powerful men since around 2016, that they shared this with a New York Post columnist, and no one has found them or been mysteriously disappeared?
24% : There are, however, so many horrid things about Donald Trump that we know for a fact are true that this sort of (again, possibly false!)
21% : I will, however, rule out the right-wing fantasy that a sex tape implicating Bill Clinton would somehow impugn left-wing politics for years to come -- particularly when dude was a moderate to begin with and we've known about his proclivities for decades now.
20% : Donald Trump liked flicking and sucking her nipples until they were raw.
18% : In the emails Ransome claims to have tapes of Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Richard Branson having sex with one of her friends, and also details Donald Trump's thoughts and actions, re: the nipples of another friend.
14% : Does this mean that such tapes definitely don't exist or that Donald Trump does not have weirdly strong feelings about the nipples of sex trafficked women?
8% : Liberals are hoping to get dirt on Trump and Dershowitz, while the Right is clamoring to get its own on Bill Clinton and whomever else.
6% : In the fall of 2016, she had suggested to the New York Post that she had sex tapes of half a dozen prominent people, including Bill Clinton and Donald Trump -- but couldn't provide the tapes when asked.

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